Ole & Sven

[stalag]

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and
hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota
(that would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow.
He reaches under to see if the cow gives milk.

When he grabs a teat and pulls....the cow farts.

Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow, then
reaches under to try again.

He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.

Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's
current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow.

When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor, Sven,
and says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought.
Pull her teat, and see vat happens.'
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, You bought dis here cow over in
Nordakota, didn't yah?'

Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.

Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'

Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.'

[Tri-Motor]

[Tri-Motor]

In the same vein.......................................


Finkers

Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally
cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da
Norsky doctor looked at Ole and says, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see
vhat I can do."

Ole says, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord it's 2007
and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I
could haf put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink
da finkers?"

Ole says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"










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[SKUNKY]

these are some of the best!....

[Tri-Motor]

these are some of the best!....

Mine's dated 2007. How old is yours Stalag

[SKUNKY]

it's okay...they're new to me

[jaliya48]

In the same vein.......................................


Finkers

Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally
cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da
Norsky doctor looked at Ole and says, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see
vhat I can do."

Ole says, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord it's 2007
and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I
could haf put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink
da finkers?"

Ole says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"










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[CVW-104]

I think planenuts' wife says her husband is from Nordakota...

[planenuts]

Leave my teats out of this.

[stalag]

Tri, if I recall, and keep in mind I"m 76, I heard my first Ole & Sven joke in 1951. They just keep comming.